Sandwich Wars - Wayne vs. Xavier

Hanging out at my brothers' house, I was in the kitchen with my two older brothers, Dave and Wayne. Wayne was telling us about our little brother being a bastard the other day, "I was eatin' a tuna fish sandwich the other day and Xave called me a sissy. And he was eating a pb&j sandwich! That's the national sandwich of 5 year olds everywhere and I'm a sissy?"